Posted at 3:33am on April 17th - 1434 NOTES Posted at 6:20pm on April 14th - 59 NOTES

princemotorcycle:

i went to college for a year and all i have to show for it is this mass of debt and self-doubt

Posted at 8:53pm on April 13th - 295192 NOTES

8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

(Source: paarasytes)

Posted at 12:35pm on April 13th - 21395 NOTES

"It’s a story about some kids who are friends over the internet. They decide to play a game together. There are major consequences. Saying anything more about the plot here would probably be getting in too deep. It gets fairly complicated. One of the goals was to begin with extremely simple, mundane circumstances, and allow reader participation combined with some preplanned elements to grow the story quickly and spontaneously, into something much bigger, more dynamic, and more intricate as a natural result of this approach." (x)

(Source: hungoverterezipyrope)

Posted at 12:09pm on April 13th - 133290 NOTES

purple-penguins-are-invading:

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

It got better

Posted at 11:47am on April 13th - 17092 NOTES Posted at 2:16am on April 13th - 222162 NOTES
#so tru 

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

(Source: thetangential)

Posted at 2:13am on April 13th - 94166 NOTES

me at 7AM: tired
me at 12PM: tired
me at 3PM: tired
me at 7PM: tired
me at 10PM: tired
me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

Posted at 4:39am on April 12th - 102607 NOTES

(Source: pikapeee)

Posted at 4:28am on April 12th - 284834 NOTES
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